Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
