I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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