im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Did you pee in the oven last night??
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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