you would pick up someone in the library
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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