ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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