She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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