I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
COCAINE IS GR8
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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