The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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