Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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