well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
that is very illegal...i love you.
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