I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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