Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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