so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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