Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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