So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
no you cant smoke seaweed
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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