My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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