Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
