I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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