i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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