Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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