my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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