Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
