Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't deserve a penis
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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