if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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