I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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