Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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