i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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