just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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