More tranny stories later!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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