I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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