Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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