better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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