thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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