How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
