I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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