So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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