Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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