He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I am one with the molecules
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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