Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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