My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
if i died would you start the facebook group?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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