I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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