Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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