So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Enjoy the penises
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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