we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
where are you?
Hypothermia
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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