No awkward lesbian experiences without me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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