We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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