When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
This girl is more easily done than said...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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