i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
