So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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