i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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