On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Even my vagina gasped.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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