why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
True strength comes from lack of pants
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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