it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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