just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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