You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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