You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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