normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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