I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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